Famous Karl Lagerfeld Quotes That Are Mind-Boggling

Karl Lagerfeld is a legendary fashion designer whose quote can change your viewpoint on fashion. He was always Inimitable, witty, a bit outrageous, and every facet of life. During his career, he created the world’s biggest and luxurious fashion house, which is just undefeatable.

With quip like “Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke of myself” to “Don’t dress to kill, dress to survive,” Karl became known for his vibrant and outspoken character in the fashion industry. He has marked the new era because of his designs and inspired many with his twisted, ruthless words. Here are some Karl Lagerfeld quotes to make your day.

Some Karl Lagerfeld Quotes

“I have always known that I was made to live this way, that I would be this sort of legend.”

“Life is not a beauty contest; some [ugly people] are great. What I hate is nasty, ugly people. The worst is ugly, short men. Women can be short, but for men, it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life…they are mean, and they want to kill you.”

“Improvise. Become more creative. Not because you have to, but because you want to. Evolution is the secret for the next step.”

“If you throw money out of the window, throw it out with joy. Don’t say: ‘one shouldn’t do that’—that is bourgeois.”

“They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big; the head is too small. It is electronic masturbation.”

“I’m not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn’t care less about their opinion.”

“I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.”

“A sense of humour and a little lack of respect: that’s what you need to make a legend survive.”

“Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke of myself.”

“Luxury bags make your life more pleasant, make your dream, give you confidence, and show your neighbours you’re doing well.”

“Luxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress.”

“I am like a caricature of myself, and I like that. It is like a mask. And for me, the Carnival of Venice lasts all year long.”

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”

“Don’t use expensive clothes as a screen for your personal doubts. Be proud of yourself and not only because you wear expensive designer clothes. They are great, but lots of people are happy without them.”

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“I get along with everyone except for men my age, who are bourgeois or retired or boring.”

“When you hear designers complaining about the challenge of their profession, you have to say: don’t get carried away—it’s only dress.”

“I worked out a lot before I was 20. I was hard underneath. I had just a little padding. I was quilted. Always Chanel…”

“I live in a set, with the curtains of the stage closed with no audience – but who cares?”

“We live in a dark and romantic and quite tragic world.”

“Normally, I don’t recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.”

Sunglasses, They’re my burka. I’m a little shortsighted, and people, when they’re shortsighted, they remove their glasses, and then they look like cute little dogs who want to be adopted.”

“When I was younger, I wanted to be a caricaturist. In the end, I’ve become a caricature.”

“I hate double-talk. If I say something unkind about people, it’s when they’ve done something to me, however long ago, which in my opinion gives me the right to have a go at them for fun whenever I like.”

“The most important piece in the house is the garbage can.”

“Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.”

“When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.”

“If you see it you will think about everything except sex because it is the unsexiest room ever. I love unsexy bedrooms.”

“Never use the word ‘cheap.’ Today everybody can look chic in inexpensive clothes, the rich buy them too. There is good clothing design on every level today. You can be the chicest thing in the world in a T-shirt and jeans, it’s up to you.”

“I lost 200lb to wear suits by Hedi Slimane.”

“I am a fashion person, and fashion is not only about clothes—it’s about all kinds of change.”

“He is very middle-of-the-road French-very pied-noir, very provincial.”

“I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also does not know who she is.”

“The iPod is genius. I have 300.”

Bling is over. Red carpet covered with rhinestones is out. I call it the new modesty.”

“The discussion of fur is childish.”

“I had an interview once with some German journalist – some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists – maybe a week after – and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?’.”

“Children grow so fast, and having adult children makes you look 100 years old. I don’t want that.”

“You cannot fight against it. There is a price you have to pay for fame, and people who don’t want to pay that price can get in trouble. I accepted the idea of celebrity because of a French expression: ‘You cannot have the butter and the money for the butter’.”

“Be politically correct, but please don’t bother other people with a conversation about being politically correct, because that’s the end of everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.”

“If I were interested in children, I would be a godfather.”

“I was very much like a grown-up. I have photos of me as a child wearing a tie, and it’s the same as I am today.”

“Frustration is the mother of crime, and so there would be much more crime without prostitutes and without porn movies.”

“It is farmers who are nice to the cows and the pigs and then kill them. It’s even more hypocritical than hunters. At least the hunters don’t flatter the animals. I don’t like that people butcher animals, but I don’t like them to butcher humans either, which is apparently very popular in the world.”

“People I’m really friendly with have faxes. Anna Wintour has one.”

“When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said, ‘You shouldn’t smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful, and that shows when you smoke’.”

“Well, there came this new line from Hedi Slimane at Dior that you needed to be slim to wear. It said, ‘You want this? Go back to your bones.’ And so I lost it all. I lost 88 pounds and never got them back.”